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With her cookie-cutter characters, cheap dialog, and little respect for the intellect of women, Stephenie Meyer writes what could only be characterized as terrible fan fiction. The Twilight series has made her one of the most successful American authors today, and the film series based on her books is just as popular. The main character of her series, Bella, is practically an idealized version of herself, and her male leads are all sparkling blank slates for desperate and naive women to push their sad fantasies upon. These books delude teenage girls into thinking this is what they should expect in life, pretty much guaranteeing they will be disappointed when they realize most guys aren’t pale and shiny, and don’t just mysteriously disappear unless they have serious psychological or personal issues. Meyer’s writing does a disservice to all women by pushing themes of dependency and lack of agency, and for this we’re sorry to have produced her.
(THX, american-apologies) “With her cookie-cutter characters, cheap dialog, and little respect
apology. Keep up
my heart because she...the US too. Deeply deeply
Sometimes “I’m sorry” doesn’t cut it, but it’s the best we can do.
summarized it better myself.
Apologies, Thank you ((:
i hate twilight so much. SO. MUCH.
Win. Win. Win. Win. :)
One of the saddest things about Twilight is that people genuinely love it obsessively. As one of my work friends said...
apology accepted. for now.
I thought she was a British author?
this is why I loathe Twilight. js’
BLAH BLAH BLAH teenage girls arent that stupid; it’s 2010 teenagers are having kids & young fathers are abandoning their...
Vampires aren’t real, but magic is. We’ll see who’s the one laughing when Harry and I are on his Firebolt traveling the...
ok fuck everyone who hates twilight. why can’t people just enjoy what they read. little girls aren’t expecting boys to...
karlahoney:fuckyeahtwilightsucks:zombiekookie:american-apologies:...AMEN TO THAT. Her...
shit, i love my life.
not agree more. i absolutely despise twilight for...high school it instills upon...
ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !
I accept your apology. Now kill her.
the Meyer’s resident state...Arizona (FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-), we apologize
Damn right you better apologies!
HAHAHAHAHA! So true
As you should be.
Sorry to Twilight fans..but THIS.
so should be america!!!!!
Fuck off, Twilight Lovers. I’m on Team Shut-The-Hell-Up. :))
See. Fan fiction. You suck, Meyer.
And she’s trying to steal Matt Bellamy away. :| :))
so it ISN’T just me then?
she is a fuck up.
said it better myself.
With her cookie-cutter characters, cheap dialog, and little respect for the intellect of women, Stephanie Meyer writes...
i think it should be specified that she go to siberia, not just anywhere in russia. i also hope that once she is in...
She needs to GTFO of America and go to, like, Russia or something. She makes me ashamed to be American.
Sorry world, our bad.
*claps* well said. Now let’s all run off and read some Mary Wollstonecraft, Simone De Beavoir and Helen Cixous and try...
Many, many apologies from all of us to you.
so terribly, terribly sorry.
I couldn’t agree more. Here’s some of my favorite takes on Twilight: The Oatmeal’s take on Twilight What Stephen King...
I’m also sorry.
A+++++++++++++++ FABOULOUSNESSSS
karlahoney:fuckyeahtwilightsucks:zombiekookie:american-apologies:...With her cookie-cutter...
mmmm this is so true. i read the books and the only reason ppl like the books are for the characters whether they’ll...
karlahoney:fuckyeahtwilightsucks:zombiekookie:american-apologies:
wait, so like all women got together and like had a simultaneous birth of stephanie meyer? i was seriously misinformed...
I never knew there was a fuckyeahtwilightsucks *instantly follows*
Reminds me of Mr. McCaw’s legitimate argument
Yea, I’m sorry.
At least somebody agrees with me.
FAIL; ‘CAUSE OF TYPING HERE NAME WRONG! sorry,
This is actually quite nicely written I actually am pale...shiny (I shine on
american-apologies, I love you. So much.
oohhh I love it.
lol. I think I’m gonna like...American apologies blog.
I accept your apologies.
something smells like feminism.
Too little, too late.